Another Rude Outburst
Ever since I got this number I’ve been getting calls and messages meant for someone else. I’ve been offered a car, home insurance and even thanked for a great night of rampant sex. Today I finally cracked when receiving one of these calls, after shouting and reeling off all of my favourite swear words the man informed me he was calling from a police station. I told him I didn’t care and that all people are treated the same if they interrupt me while I’m masturbating.
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last0ftheamericangirls said:
This gave me my good laugh for the day my friend. xD
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lifesupportaddiction said:
Best concluding line ever.
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anaesthesia4aesthetes said:
SCORE
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an-easy-lover said:
oh my god
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